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"I can have oodles of charm when I want to".
-Kurt Vonnegut
So yeah, tired of the cookie cutter bullshit, so I'm taking this in a different route...
I'm an angry person. There, I said it. There are single women wants hot sex Solihull far too many things in this world that send me into a spiraling, vortex of rage. I was kicked out of HEB in Killeen recently for yelling at a woman who couldn't control her brood of "children", a term which I use very loosely, as these abominations were probably more closely related to piranhas, or perhaps a swarm of locusts, descending into the public in an attempt to satisfy their voracious appetite for flesh. But I don't blame the children for what they have become, It's easy to see this womans lackadaisical parenting style has transformed them into beasts, but I digress.
I am angry, sometimes I catch myself and calm down, sometimes I can't, and thats where you come in. I need someone to ground me, to be the sane half of my life. Behind closed doors, I am the sweetest, most caring person you will ever meet. I will take care of you, open your doors, let you pick the seat at the restaurant, wait for you to order first, simple things that the vast majority of men have forgotten or thrown to the wayside since so many women nowadays have accepted men treating them like shit. In public situations, I am withdrawn, quiet and shy. I won't talk to your friends much until I get to know them. I make up my mind about people quickly, sometimes in the first moments of meeting them, and though It may sound slightly pretentious, I am usually correct in my initial judgement.
I enjoy quiet nights at home, a good movie, or even better, an amazing book. I love the outdoors, but it can be a lonely place without someone to share it with you. I don't go to clubs or bars, I can't dance, and after 29 years, I doubt I will ever learn. It might sound cliche. but I am simple to please, but very complicated to understand. I'm 6'2'', and bearded ( make that extremely bearded), Caucasian, short brown hair and blue eyes.
And if you took the time to read this rambling, fractured, half-assed personals add then bravo. If you decide to message, I am seriously flattered, and have a picture to send. Look forward to it..